10 Things No Guy Will Ever Say!!!

1. I'd like to take you out on a date but your
tits
are just too big for me.

2. Here honey, you use the remote for awhile.

3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't important, sometimes, I just want
to
be held.

5. We never talk anymore.

6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try
that
on.

7. I'm sick of blow-jobs. How about if I just try
to
satisfy you for an hour?

8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's
one movie I gotta see!

9. I'd much rather watch Days of Our Lives than
Bay Watch.

10. You are right and I was wrong.