10 things Women won't say ever!!

10. You know, I've been complaining a lot
lately. I
don't blame you for ignoring me.

9. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I
invited
her over for dinner on Friday.

8. While you were in the bathroom, they went
for it
on fourth down and missed. If they can hold
them
to a field goal they'll still cover.

7. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours.
Your
ex-girlfriend has class.

5. I love hearing stories about your old
girlfriends.
Tell me more.

4. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the
time;
then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

3. It's only the third quarter, you should order
a
couple more pitchers.

2. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't
think
I'll ever change it again.

1. I love when my pillow smells like your cigars
and scotch. You passed out before brushing
your
teeth again, ya big silly!